The UNDYstore!

The LV UNDYstore! For T-shirts and "Unmentionables"

Do you wear t-shirts? Do you wear undies? We hope you do!

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TASTE T-SHIRT - WOMEN'S

(Modelled by WishSheWasAMonkey)

Baby-ribbed 100% Cotton T (stretchy and snug-fitting)
Colour: Royal Blue
Made in U.S., shipped to Montreal (no third-world sweatshops involved)
Wash cold and hang to dry

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TASTE SPORT BOXER-BRIEFS

Yes, girls can wear them too! (Excellent for disguising that unsightly panty line! Way, way more comfortable than a thong.) See size chart below.
Colour: Navy Blue
100% cotton by Fruit of the Loom, Penman's or B.U.M.
Yes, we thought about printing "Taste" down the fly but that would have been dirty, gutterbrain!

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TASTE SPAGHETTI TANK

(Modelled by WishSheWasAMonkey)

Just in time for summer!
Colour: Black
100% baby-ribbed cotton for a snug fit

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TASTE MEN'S T-SHIRT

(Modelled by a Webmonkey)

100% cotton by Fruit of the Loom
Colour: Royal Blue
Heavy pre-shrunk cotton -- not the thin, wimpy stuff

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IF WISHES WERE HORSES T-SHIRT -- WOMEN'S

(Modelled by a WishSheWasAMonkey)

100% cotton, made in Canada
9.3 ounce jersey knit (so it's regular, heavy t-shirt material, not "elastic" stretchy)
This is not a ribbed cotton, it will fit loose and comfortably in the warmer weather
Deep scoop neck, slightly cropped -- no tucking it in, but it covers the navel

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IF WISHES WERE HORSES SPORT BOXER-BRIEFS

A little bit naughty: "If Wishes Were Horses" on the fly, "Beggars Would Ride" on the back
Colour: Athletic Ash Grey
100% cotton by Fruit of the Loom, Penman's or B.U.M.
Thick, stretchy, form-fitting cotton (not the wimpy cotton that gets destroyed in the washing machine)
"Shrinkage controlled" for better fit
Size chart below

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IF WISHES WERE HORSES -- MEN'S T-SHIRT

(Modelled by a Webmonkey)

Colour: Black
100% cotton by Fruit of the Loom
Heavy pre-shrunk cotton

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CONFIDENTIAL SPORT BOXER-BRIEFS

Your butt is "Confidential!" The big stamp says so!
Colour: White
100% cotton by Fruit of the Loom, Penman's or B.U.M.
Thick, stretchy, form-fitting cotton (not the wimpy cotton that gets destroyed in the washing machine)
"Shrinkage controlled" for better fit
See size chart below.

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BOXER BRIEFS SIZING CHART (based on Fruit of the Loom sizes)

Boys' Medium Boys' Large Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

WAIST 24-26" 26-28" 30-32" 34-36" 38-40" 42-44" 46-48"

General fit:

The baby-ribbed cotton t-shirts and tank tops fit snug.
Jersey knit (regular non-elastic t-shirt material) is a standard fit.
All Fruit of the Loom Men's shirts are regular sizes and fit as expected.
Size example:

WishSheWasAMonkey (pictured above) is a perfect MEDIUM and is pictured wearing MEDIUM t-shirts and tank top.

Helpful hints for women buying their first "boy undies":

Boxer briefs are very stretchy, and very comfy. Because they are so stretchy, you can follow the above chart to find your size because they are forgiving garments that give you some leeway.
Size example:

WishSheWasAMonkey at 5'4", 115 lbs, and narrow hips, normally wears jeans Size 6 -- comfortably wears BOYS MEDIUM boxer briefs.

WishSheWasAMonkey -- after lots of pizza and ice cream -- at 125 lbs and not-so-narrow hips, still wears BOYS MEDIUM, but they are a little snug at the thigh and BOYS LARGE would probably make her less grumpy.

After working out a lot, WishSheWasAMonkey has narrow waist again but muscular thighs and must wear BOYS LARGE. As teen boys do not actually have thighs, women who have been riding their bicycles all summer and have strong, powerful legs may find the legs snug on the Youth/Boy sizes. They will stretch to be more accommodating, but choose your undies with this in mind.

BOXER BRIEFS SIZING CHART (based on Fruit of the Loom sizes)
	Boys' Medium	Boys' Large	Small	Medium	Large	X-Large	XX-Large
WAIST	24-26"	26-28"	30-32"	34-36"	38-40"	42-44"	46-48"
General fit: The baby-ribbed cotton t-shirts and tank tops fit snug. Jersey knit (regular non-elastic t-shirt material) is a standard fit. All Fruit of the Loom Men's shirts are regular sizes and fit as expected. Size example: WishSheWasAMonkey (pictured above) is a perfect MEDIUM and is pictured wearing MEDIUM t-shirts and tank top.
Helpful hints for women buying their first "boy undies": Boxer briefs are very stretchy, and very comfy. Because they are so stretchy, you can follow the above chart to find your size because they are forgiving garments that give you some leeway. Size example: WishSheWasAMonkey at 5'4", 115 lbs, and narrow hips, normally wears jeans Size 6 -- comfortably wears BOYS MEDIUM boxer briefs. WishSheWasAMonkey -- after lots of pizza and ice cream -- at 125 lbs and not-so-narrow hips, still wears BOYS MEDIUM, but they are a little snug at the thigh and BOYS LARGE would probably make her less grumpy. After working out a lot, WishSheWasAMonkey has narrow waist again but muscular thighs and must wear BOYS LARGE. As teen boys do not actually have thighs, women who have been riding their bicycles all summer and have strong, powerful legs may find the legs snug on the Youth/Boy sizes. They will stretch to be more accommodating, but choose your undies with this in mind.